queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

psychedelicdevilry:

THIS MAN SHOULD BE PRESIDENT

funnyinternetpictures:

When someone who is always happy finally cracks Get more LOLs…

funnyinternetpictures:

When someone who is always happy finally cracks Get more LOLs…

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

yaridansei19:

Damn Family Guy may be stupid sometimes…but this shit is on. Point.

bigwetnose:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

god that sounds so awful give me like 5

bigwetnose:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

god that sounds so awful give me like 5

lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home