googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
nothing pisses me off more than a dude who i don’t find attractive, who i wouldn’t even fuck, who isn’t even on my radar to come at me sideways with some advice to tell me how to be more attractive to his standards
you look like a dirty wash rag after cleaning a pot full of pork chop grease like
who gave you the right?
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom