hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!
evaded:

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 


definition of a burn

evaded:

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

definition of a burn

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

eatmypussyliketherussianfamine:

nothing pisses me off more than a dude who i don’t find attractive, who i wouldn’t even fuck, who isn’t even on my radar to come at me sideways with some advice to tell me how to be more attractive to his standards

you look like a dirty wash rag after cleaning a pot full of pork chop grease like 

who gave you the right? 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom