there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.
THIS MAN SHOULD BE PRESIDENT
When someone who is always happy finally cracks Get more LOLs…
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
Damn Family Guy may be stupid sometimes…but this shit is on. Point.
Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.
god that sounds so awful give me like 5
When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…
AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home